"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"

"From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere!"

"Poor empty pants with nobody inside them."

"I'm very confident in how I project my personality."

"Make-up can only make you look pretty on the outside but it doesn't help if your ugly on the inside. Unless you eat the make-up."

"I haven't gone completely insane, but it might happen soon."