"The president led us into the Iraq war on the basis of unproven assertions without evidence he embraced a radical doctrine of pre-emptive war unprecedented in our history and he failed to build a true international coalition."

"I could have made money this way, and perhaps amused myself writing code. But I knew that at the end of my career, I would look back on years of building walls to divide people, and feel I had spent my life making the world a worse place."

"I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair."

"People's blessings give you the power to work tirelessly. The only thing required is commitment."

"A sarcastic person is a person who is not only witty but also wise."

"Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but the highest form of intelligence."