"I never expected to be a star, never counted on it, never even wanted it. Not that I didn't enjoy it all when it happened."

"It sometimes happens that a woman is handsomer at twenty-nine than she was ten years before."

"I'm sorry to say so but, sadly, it's true that Bang-ups and Hang-ups can happen to you."

"I haven't gone completely insane, but it might happen soon."

"Things may happen and often do to people as brainy and footsy as you."

"If things start happening, don't worry, don't stew, just go right along and you'll start happening too."