"I don't need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain."

"My greatest ambition is to have a career without becoming a career woman."

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife."

"Cheating on a good woman is like choosing trash over treasure."

"No matter where you run, you just end up running into yourself."

"To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow."