"If military movies were automatically successful we'd make nothing but military movies. But seriously, patriotism is one thing that all Americans have in common."

"Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but the highest form of intelligence."

"I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him."

"I can always live by my pen."

"Angry people are not always wise."

"Nobody minds having what is too good for them."