"I haven't gone completely insane, but it might happen soon."

"I never expected to be a star, never counted on it, never even wanted it. Not that I didn't enjoy it all when it happened."

"Things may happen and often do to people as brainy and footsy as you."

"I'm sorry to say so but, sadly, it's true that Bang-ups and Hang-ups can happen to you."

"It sometimes happens that a woman is handsomer at twenty-nine than she was ten years before."

"If things start happening, don't worry, don't stew, just go right along and you'll start happening too."