"Cause when a guy does something stupid once, well that’s because he’s a guy. But if he does the same stupid thing twice, that’s usually to impress some girl."

"Children want the same things we want. To laugh, to be challenged, to be entertained, and delighted."

"My trouble was I had a mind but I couldn't make it up!"

"You want to go to work with people you like and where everyone is having fun."

"Insult me all you want. Judge me as much as you want. Say what you think, everything you want. But one thing. Dont touch my fans."

"Love is the human family’s most precious legacy. Its richest bequest. Its golden inheritance."