"Ah! There is nothing like staying at home, for real comfort."

"If I blow my nose, it gets written all over the world."

"When you become a celebrity, the world owns you and your image."

"What people don't realize is that fame, whatever your worst experience in high school, when you were being bullied by those ten kids in high school, fame is that, but on a global scale, where you're being bullied by millions of people constantly."

"If I ever lose a role because of my tattoos, I'll quit Hollywood and go to work at Costco."

"There's a million people I could name who are more deserving of the parts that I get and the life that I'm living."