"If your man is a sports enthusiast, you may have to resign yourself to his spouting off in a monotone on a prize fight, football game or pennant race."

"A sarcastic person is a person who is not only witty but also wise."

"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind."

"Friendship is certainly the finest balm for the pangs of disappointed love."

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife."

"Angry people are not always wise."