"If your man is a sports enthusiast, you may have to resign yourself to his spouting off in a monotone on a prize fight, football game or pennant race."

"I could have made money this way, and perhaps amused myself writing code. But I knew that at the end of my career, I would look back on years of building walls to divide people, and feel I had spent my life making the world a worse place."

"I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair."

"I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand."

"Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in your heart."

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife."