"I have noticed... that men usually leave married women alone and are inclined to treat all wives with respect. This is no great credit to married women."

"You can't be unhappy when you are holding a cup of tea."

"I am not good at noticing when I'm happy, except in retrospect."

"Always be a first-rate version of yourself."

"Actually, depravity can be terribly boring if you don't smoke or drink."

"As a matter of fact, I rather feel like expressing myself now."