"I have noticed... that men usually leave married women alone and are inclined to treat all wives with respect. This is no great credit to married women."

"As a matter of fact, I rather feel like expressing myself now."

"Friendship is certainly the finest balm for the pangs of disappointed love."

"Actually, depravity can be terribly boring if you don't smoke or drink."

"Always be a first-rate version of yourself."

"Cheating on a good woman is like choosing trash over treasure."