"I don't know if high society is different in other cities, but in Hollywood, important people can't stand to be invited someplace that isn't full of other important people. They don't mind a few unfamous people being present because they make good listeners."

"Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!"

"Selfishness must always be forgiven you know, because there is no hope of a cure."

"Nothing amuses me more than the easy manner with which everybody settles the abundance of those who have a great deal less than themselves."

"How wonderful, how very wonderful the operations of time, and the changes of the human mind!"

"My trouble was I had a mind but I couldn't make it up!"