"I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I'm out of control, and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."

"Friendship is certainly the finest balm for the pangs of disappointed love."

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife."

"I have not the pleasure of understanding you."

"The Very first moment I beheld him, my heart was irrevocably gone."

"Angry people are not always wise."