Kid

"And you know, the people who hate kids and don't want kids always end up having 50 of them."

"When I was 14, I thought I was the coolest kid in school because I told everyone the jokes in FHM."

"What people don't realize is that fame, whatever your worst experience in high school, when you were being bullied by those ten kids in high school, fame is that, but on a global scale, where you're being bullied by millions of people constantly."

"Until you have kids, you can't imagine how much you could possibly love a human being."

"Kid, you'll move mountains."

"Those kids aren't dumb. But the people who run these schools want to make sure they don't get smart: they are really teaching the kids to be slaves."