"Ice-cream is exquisite. What a pity it isn't illegal."

"It is not enough to conquer; one must learn to seduce."

"Is politics nothing other than the art of deliberately lying?"

"He must be very ignorant for he answers every question he is asked."

"It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets."

"One of the consequences of such notions as ‘entitlements’ is that people who have contributed nothing to society feel that society owes them something, apparently just for being nice enough to grace us with their presence."