"Even when I'm trying to be straightforward and honest and my comments are innocent, inevitably they get turned into something sort of salacious."

"People think they know me, but they don`t. Not really. Actually, I am one of the loneliest people on this earth. I cry sometimes, because it hurts. It does. To be honest, I guess you could say that it hurts to be me."

"A person who is knowingly bent on bad behavior, gets upset when better behavior is expected of them."

"He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man."

"I'm really insecure about everything."

"I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person."