"I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand."

"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"

"No matter where you run, you just end up running into yourself."

"Love is action. It isn't just talk, and it never was."

"I'm very confident in how I project my personality."

"I haven't gone completely insane, but it might happen soon."