"I can resist everything except temptation."

"A sarcastic person is a person who is not only witty but also wise."

"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind."

"The trick is to enjoy life. Don't wish away your days, waiting for better ones ahead."

"Rise to the occassion which is life!"

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife."