"Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but the highest form of intelligence."

"I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him."

"As soon as you tell me to do one thing, I do the opposite. As soon as someone tells me not to get any more tattoos, I have this intense fire burning inside me to cover myself with them. I don't care if it's self-destructive. I just have that need to rebel."

"To love is to burn, to be on fire."

"Things may happen and often do to people as brainy and footsy as you."

"Reading can take you places you have never been before."