"Making a big life change is pretty scary. But know what's even scarier? Regret."

"God is a comedian playing to an audience that is too afraid to laugh."

"I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass."

"I believe most plain girls are virtuous because of the scarcity of opportunity to be otherwise."

"I have a dream that one day little black boys and girls will be holding hands with little white boys and girls."

"The making of gardens and parks goes on with civilization all over the world, and they increase both in size and number as their value is recognized."