"I also did some jail time a few years ago. Spent a whole summer in jail reading books. I pumped a ton of new knowledge and new thinking into myself."

"The pace at which people are taking to digital technology defies our stereotypes of age, education, language and income."

"I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him."

"I can resist everything except temptation."

"Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but the highest form of intelligence."

"A sarcastic person is a person who is not only witty but also wise."