"He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man."

"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened."

"I'm sorry to say so but, sadly, it's true that Bang-ups and Hang-ups can happen to you."

"I really do wish people could understand me some day."

"Nothing thicker than a knife's blade separates happiness from melancholy."

"Tears come from the heart and not from the brain."