"I could have made money this way, and perhaps amused myself writing code. But I knew that at the end of my career, I would look back on years of building walls to divide people, and feel I had spent my life making the world a worse place."

"I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair."

"Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in your heart."

"The Very first moment I beheld him, my heart was irrevocably gone."

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife."

"Friendship is certainly the finest balm for the pangs of disappointed love."